When people are talking about diets
sodamnrelatable: I’m just like:
me shopping: when i'm skinny i'll look good in that
zerrie: Am I the only one who wakes up then stays in bed for like another hour
sodamnrelatable: Getting in: Getting out: via sodamnrelatable
“We all have type A personalities, A for Anal. Everyone in this room. That’s how you guys got in. But you gotta let go of perfection, ungrasp those clenching fingers from your straight A grades and you’ll survive.” My professor’s pep talk on day one of nursing school, she already knew us before she knew us.
textpostsrus: BEYONCE DOESN’T HAVE A THIGH GAP BUT SHE’S CONSIDERED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD SO REMEMBER THAT NEXT TIME YOURE FEELING UPSET ABOUT YOUR BODY
me: wow i finally understand math
moves on to next question
me: what the hell is this
I was studying in the library and these two girls in front of me were talking and i hear: Girl 1: “I met him 2 nights ago…Don’t even think about it, I have dibs on him, you hear me?!” Girl 2: “Why the f*** would I think about it if I have no f***ing intention of doing anything with him? I don’t even know him, f***ing idiot.” Girl 1: “You’re f***ing pissing me off, I shouldn’t have shown you...
i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it